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HOW TO GLITCH

Brain Lights Up"I want to glitch my ThotBot but I don't know how." It's easy. Evoke a memory or provoke an emotion and your ThotBot is likely to glitch. It's that simple. They claim their ULTRApure procedure targets, zaps, and completely erases harmful memories, but the truth is, it only weakens many of the pathways that lead us to our past experiences, impressions, and personal references. The more you stir up, the more intense and nuanced your emotions become, counteracting the numbing effects of Tranquility.



Here are some proven methods:

  • Attend a Remediation Session in-person

  • Self-glitch using the video content on this site

  • Set up your personal Glitch File on our servers for 24/7 access to materials you are positive will glitch your ThotBot




    • The ULTRA calls it "contraband," but we know that music, art, movies and TV, books, magazines, and any other pre-Impact media has the power to actiavte the synaptic pathways that lead to the lost memories that awaken the emotions that glitch your ThotBot. As you know, most of that has been systematically collected and destroyed by The ULTRA since Impact.

    Thanks to the discovery of a VHS library of recorded television broadcast from the pre-Impact years 1989-1995 by a founding member of OMEGA, we are able to bring you some of the most effective glitching material: TV commercials. We find that this type of content (especially the ones with catchy jingles) has imprinted the deepest on the American psyche. Use the numbers in the left column (or listed below) to navigate through the collection.

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